30 TYPES OF PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK!!! (Reviewed edition)

Here its goes ,Too funny!
We all have one of each of these types of friends on our list:
1) The “Lurker”- Never posts anything or comments on your post, but reads everything , and might make reference to your status if they see you in public.
2) The “Hyena”- Doesn’t ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.
3)”Mr/Ms Popular”- Has 4367 friends for NO reason
4) The “Gamer”- Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY.)
5)The “Prophet”- Every post makes reference to God or Jesus.
6) The “Thief”- Steals status updates.. and will probably steal this one.
7) The “Cynic”- Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.
8) The “Collector”- Never posts anything either, but joins every group and becomes fans of the most random stuff.
9) The “Promoter”- Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.
10) The “Liker”- Never actually says anything, buy always clicks the “like” button
11) The “Hater”- Every post revolves around someone hating on them, and they swear people are trying to ruin their life
12) The “Anti-Proo freader”- This person would benefit greatly from Spellcheck , and sometimes you feel bad for them because you don’t know if they were typing fast, or really cant spell.
13)”Drama Queen/ King”- This person always posts stuff like “I can’t believe this!”, or “They gonna make me snap today!”, in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what’s wrong…but then they never finish telling the story.
14)”Womp Womp”- This person consistently tries to be funny, but never is.
15) The “News”- Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary
16) Th e”Rooster”- Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook “Good Morning” every day.And sometyms goodnite
17. “Opinion Seeker” whose all comments starts with:What if,What will,How can,”,always ending wit a question mark n they almost nvr remember to even put it there!
18. The “Dumber” →This person have no idea what FB is all about; they will post personal messages on ur wall like: “I came to ur house yesterday to give u the N25,000 contribution money, but i only met ur wife breast-feeding ur son. Pls did she give u the money?
*Na wa for this kain people o! Dumb…
19. The Punk→This person is similar to DUMBER, they always want to woo (toast) girls on FB walls…check this out: “Baby thank u for accepting my friendship request. Baby i love ur pix, u look like take away, i love to know u beta…bla bla bla”
*Only to find out that the FB profile belong to a man who uses his wife’s picture as his profile picture…how PUNKED can that be???
20. The Jerk→This person thinks of him/herself as “high and mighty”, they have the monopoly of wisdom, they run u down if u have a contrary opinion to theirs…they even delibrately mis-spell ur name to get at u. Example, one Mrs Kemi (surname with-held) and a few others. *I hate been called Kazeem…or talk down at.
21. The FLAME-THROWER→This people are fanatics… Write anything about their idol and they throw flames at u. Example: “How dare u write such stupid and nonsense thing about our dear President? Who are u to say Nigeria is lacks quality leadership under GEJ? Can u lead? Who is ur father? Bla bla bla!!!” *na wa o!*
22.The Commentator- These peolpe comment on almost every post u make.they take tym to analyse and comment on posts trhogh they may or may not post themselves
23. The talkertive.This set of people talk a lot.they post and talk on almost all things they do either relevavant or not.u just ignore their posts.u sometimes get so tired of them dat u almost wanna unfriend or block them.i have a fb friend dat does dat. os..o ma..e,she is dat type
24.the Critic.they criticize almost everything u post without them making posts themselves
25.The Alarmers.They alarm u with almost every kind of alarms mostly false though some may be true,they also post pictures of ugly incidences maybe multilated dead bodies or evil occurences
26.The PAPARAZZI.These are usually beautiful gals dat have nothing to do but to upload their pictures on fb
27.The PORNOGRAPHERS.They post pornographic pics on fb including hard core or softcore
28.The Markerter.They use every opportunity to market their products(or bodies as prostitutes) on ur walls,posts,comments etc
29.The facebook Addict.Addicted to facebook like a heroine addict
30.Finally, there’s the UNPREDICTABLE…which is where i belong. U cant predict what i will post, or comment about on a FB post….i flow in da spirit!
Every one is either one or a mixture of some or part of these facebook types
.Which one are you??? U can add more types to dis list

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