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HAPPY FATHERS’ DAY
Happy Fathers’ Day
Happy Men’s Day
Who is a MAN
A man is the most beautiful part of God’s creation.
He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.
He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents’ face.
He spends his entire pocket money on buying gifts for the lady he loves just to see her smiling
He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complaint.
He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for lifetime.
He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.
His life finally ends up only by compromising for others’ happiness.
If he goes out, then he’s careless
If he stays at home, then he’s a lazy
If he scolds children, then he’s a monster
If he doesn’t scold, then he’s a irresponsible guy
If he stops wife from working, then he’s an insecure guy
If he doesn’t stops wife from working, then he’s somebody who lives on wife’s earnings
If he listens to mom, then he’s mama’s boy
If he listens to wife, he’s wife’s slave
Respect every male in your life. U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.
Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth!!
HAPPY FATHERS’ DAY
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“TYPES OF SLAP
There are 7 major types of slaps, they are:
1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians.
2)RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when after you’re hit, u keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii, and voices on your head singing skelewu.
3) FORMATTING SLAP: This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself asking questions like ” what did I do?” ” who slap me? This type is very common, it is a slap from guys who re stronger than you.
4) EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. E.g.. Bros, sheebi you been dey watch? I been no do anything o, I just dey pass na. This is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time.
5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind, all you do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. This slap is from elder brothers.
6)RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap u start asking questions that don’t need reply ” Mark you slap me?
7)OLD TESTAMENT SLAP… This the type you reply instantely ignoring the consequence… by quoting EYE FOR EYE ..TOOTH FOR TOOTH.
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SHOW TRUE LOVE TO YOUR NEIGHBOUR
That neighbour of yours, whose children go to school with torn tattered school uniforms that cost only 5k, have you changed it for them ? That your friend who just flashed you because he didn’t have N20 airtime, have you sent N200 airtime to him ? That your office colleague who didn’t go for lunch today because he’s broke, did you share yours with him? Those numerous shirts in your wardrobe you’ve not touched for over a year, have you given all of them out to people who’ll wear them everyday, because it might be the only one they’ll have ? That girl that sells recharge card to you everyday, do you even know her name?
When you wrinkle your nose because your gateman ‘smells’, do you know he might not have had his bath with soap this morning because he couldn’t afford to buy N30 lux? Do you know that your cleaner’s child’s balanced diet is plain pap, morning, afternoon, night. Have you bought her a tin of baby milk ?
Please stop sending me silly bbm msgs (or inbox messages), or putting up FB statuses telling me about how Jesus loves me and threatening me with fire and brimestone if I don’t re-broadcast them or share em. I already know that Jesus loves me, I don’t need a reminder. Try and SHOW folks around you, Jesus’s love on a daily basis and you’ll see GOD in action in your life. Do you think the mere punching a button on your expensive phone inside your air-conditioned office or going to buy expensive gifts for your pastors who already have more than enough, shows GOD’s love (in any shape, form or size?)
If you really love GOD, then help someone today!
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Meditate on these:
Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life.
Never ask for a lighter rain, just pray to God for a better umbrella. – That is the attitude!
Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship. It’s not how we care in the beginning, but how much we care till the very end.
Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on what you make with them; a Wall or a Bridge? – Remember you are the architect of your life.
Search for a good heart, but don’t search for a beautiful face, coz beautiful things are not always good, but good things are always beautiful.
It’s not important to hold all the good cards in life, but it’s important how well you play with the cards you hold.
Often when we lose all hope & think this is the end, remember God and pray, it’s just a bend, not the end.’ –
Have faith and have a successful life.
One of the basic differences between God and humans is, God gives, gives and forgives. But the human gets, gets, gets and forgets.
Be thankful in life…
If u think it is your alarm clock that woke you up this morning, try putting it beside a dead body and you will realise that it is the Grace of God that woke you up.
If you are grateful to God, forward this to all your friends to inform them that it is JUST BY THE GRACE OF God that we are alive..
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THE PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE ON STRAIGHT PEOPLE BY HOMOSEXUALS
So much has been said on the US Supreme Court’s landmark judgement legalising homosexuality in ALL 50 states of the US. Well, I have been appalled about the rather stalinist and hitler like stance of some people about this. Dont dare raise ur voice against it. Accept it as it is, the way Idi Amin of Uganda, Josef Stalin of Russia and Adolf Hitler of Germany (East and Western) ruled their countries that many condemned to be dictatorial. Not fair at all.And it is so bad that these guys are willing to cripple and end your career if you dare say ‘fim’ about having a contrary opinion. It is worse than a Stalinist consensus where everyone has to agree with the boss.
Though I dont hate gays, lesbians, bisexuals and transexuals, LGBT, i do love them but hate their detestible acts. They are just abnormal to me and rather than think we normal people hate them by launching attacks on them, it is actually the other way round. They are launching attacks on us normal people to accept an abnormal thing as normal. Even animals think better. I have never come accross nor heard of animals practicing homosexuality. That’s my opinion though i may be right or wrong, but that’s what i feel. America: You just raised your heel against the God that brought fire upon Sodom and Gomorrah. Remember, His judgement has no appeal. Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin is a reproach to any people.
Lets summarise this
THE PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE ON STRAIGHT PEOPLE BY HOMOSEXUALS
These are some of the psychological war of deceit and vilification of gay opponents we see every day at play by this gang of deviants they all would want us to:
1.Talk about gays and gayness as loudly and as often as possible. Because they know that any behavior one is constantly exposed to gradually become normal.
2.Portray gays as victims, not as aggressive challengers. First we are made to belief that they are naturally born gays, secondly they are portrayed as victims of discrimination and undue brutalization by the society.
3.Give protectors of gay a just cause. Make gays look like people who are denied their freedom of speech, association and Belief.
4.Make gays look good. Giving too much media attention to Scientists, Doctors, Celebrities, Business Men/Women and Politicians that are gays and thereby give the impression that gays are super-human beings compared to heterosexuals.
5.Make the victimizers look bad. Align all gay opponents with the worst set of humans in the society like Boko Haram, Alquaida, Kidnappers, Rapists or link the character of gay opponents to that of Aluu killers.
They try to achieve acceptance through:
a. Desensitization: This involves inundating us with a plethora of gay-related adverts and discussions to the point that we get used to it. The type of situation where if u can’t stop the rain, then you should get used to being wet.
b. Brainwashed us into believing that speaking against gay is a hate-speech and one is termed a bigot when he/she speak against gays, you get bombarded with all sort of negative names till you are subdued.
c. Conversion. The pro-gay is not satisfied with silencing opposition only, he is also interested in confusing us and making us act and become indifferent towards gay which is an indication that we liked them. This is crucial in making them feel accepted and at ease.
But a pro-gay activist will never want the society to know that Homosexuals engage in a variety of perverted deviant sexual acts. Here are just a few of them:
•Rimming, the practice of licking the anus this frequently results in the ingestion o fecal matter, which leads to intestinal diseases.
•Golden Showers, urinating on one’s sexual partner.
•Sex Orgies involving dozens of men.
•Anonymous Sex using “glory holes,” holes cut in a sex club cubicle wall through which one homosexual engages in oral sex with a stranger.
•Fisting, the act of shoving one’s fist and arm up the anus of the sex partner.
•Sadomasochism: involving whipping, cutting, beatings, etc.
•Drug use: including the taking of amphetamines to enhance sexual pleasure.
•Bareback Parties, these are sex orgies involving several men. These men may be HIV-infected, but do not use condoms. In many homosexual circles, getting AIDS has now become a badge of honor to the sexual revolution.
It doesn’t matter if a Bishop, Sheik, Oba, Eze, Emir, Senator, Governor, or President engages in the act, it doesn’t make it worth legalizing. They have failed to capture the Nigerian Legislature, now they are utilizing the Media and Entertainment industry to sustain their fight.
DO NOT FALL VICTIM TO THEIR MIND GAMES, SAY NO TO ANY FORM OF HOMOSEXUAL TOLERANCE AND PACIFICATION
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THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT HOMOSEXUAL MARRIAGE
This whole gay marriage thing was not about marriage but about “adoption.” Why these guy people were agitating about legally marrying is about adopting babies. Until people are legally married they cannot adopt children, so this homosexuals just want to get the marriage certificate and rush into adopting children.
“Look at the scenario, now they will adopt these children who would watch some man and man or woman and woman kissing and you know, doing what normal husband and wife do and these children would all twisted. In the next five years you would have these twisted children all over the United States and across the world, children who grew up watching man and man or woman and woman, living together as husband and wife, and they would just assume this whole mess is very normal.
It’s their choice” is also another lame excuse for homosexuality. If homosexuality is about choice, are we not right to correct such a choice? If as an individual you have a friend, child or a relation that make a choice of becoming a criminal, won’t you attempt to correct him or her, or isn’t right to seek public help to correct such a terrible choice?
If choices should and must be respected so much so, then should the choices of Robbers, Fraudsters, Murderers, Drug Traffickers, Arsonists, and Terrorists not be respected?
If your friend, child or relation decide to commit suicide; what will you do, knowing its his/her choice?
HOMOSEXUALITY WAS LEARNT; AND CAN, SHOULD AND MUST BE UNLEARNT!
PLEASE BE SANE.
Additional Credits : Gbenga Iwindele
George Onmonya Daniel
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JESUS IS REALLY COMING SOON
• Gay Marriage is legalized by the U.S. Supreme Court.. America says Gay marriage is a right.
• Adultery is legalized in South Africa by the Constitutional Court. South Africa says you can be married and be dating is a right.
• Japanese court rules “Adultery is Ok if its for business purpose”. Japan says you can be married and flirt provided is for cash
•Holland, Spain and Portugal says brother and sister and even mother and son can sleep together it’s no crime
• Germany’s National Ethics Council has called for an end to the criminalisation of incest between siblings after examining the case of a man who had four children with his sister. Germans are begging for brother and sister marriage to be legalised
• Nigerians are saying you can marry a child provided the parents give their consent.
• Mozambique has removed anti-homosexual laws.
•As if that is not enough, two weeks ago, the Church of Scotland voted for the appointment of Married Gay Ministers to the pulpit!.
As these acts of disobedience and abnormalities of the World System keep increasing, a child of God would neither murmur nor complain because the World System is just being itself. It CANNOT do otherwise. Those that are of the flesh CANNOT please God.
What a week gone by!
All in one week!
The assignment given to children of God is not to wish them evil or call down fire and brimstone upon them, but rather to pray for their eyes to be opened and as well keep talking Salvation to them.
Lukewarmness, Worldliness and Carnality in the part of God’s children are the greatest danger at this particular time
Jesus is coming very soon and are you prepared?